i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
you must then smell very bad.
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i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole
you must then smell very bad.
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Source: deluminator
what if every woman refused to pay for pads/tampons
just let ourselves bleed all over everything and walk around covered in blood making all the guys uncomfortable
how fast do you think we’d be getting free period supplies
stop reblogging this im scared a bunch of social justice bloggers are gonna start following me and get really insulted by something i say
Omg. Free period supplies. you know how much money i would save
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Source: dewdrops-on-roses
you are my sunshine
my only sunshine
you make me happy
when skies are gray
you’ll never know dear
how much i love you
please dont take
my sunshine away
this is the most beautiful post i have ever seen I’m my life
Fatty<3
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Source: paper-planes-and-toy-trains
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
Its like wasting money on tampons/pads, i didnt choose to frekin bleed from my vagina.
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Source: u-ltravi0lets
i like how there’s barely enough room to fit a phone in the pockets of girl pants but in boys’ pants pockets you can perform your nieces baptism
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Source: lucillesballs
when i was 9 i googled “penis” on my moms computer and then i felt so guilty about it for like a week so i started crying really hard and told her about it and she laughed for like 10 minutes
OMFG. HAHAHAHAHHA.
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Source: vampirequeen
My only talent is breathing
I said this to my mom and she just said “you have asthma, moron”
I have this great talent at eating and getting fat
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Source: whorville
haha my mom always asks about stuff i do with girls like im still 12
So, what do YOU DO with girls ? lmaoo
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Source: pl0nk3r
okay my 13 year old brother and his 12 year old guy friend are sitting over on the sofa whispering about how they love each other and it’s so cute :’(
nOW THE 12 YEAR OLD IS TRYING TO LICK MY LITTLE BRO AND I JUST HEARD HIM SAY “LICK MY PENIS” THIS HAS ESCALATED
Quickly…
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Source: louiskissesharrystears